derptacular 

A description of a photograph of someone's face unintentionally frozen in an expression of derp.

Stepping through a blue ray disc of a Disney movie frame by frame reveals a goldmine of derptacular character photos.

derptacular by Bogrimm February 21, 2015

Derping 

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

Derping by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

deepity 

A proposition that seems to be profound because it is actually logically ill-formed. A deepity balances precariously between multiple interpretations, at least one of which is obvious and trivial and at least one of which would be earth-shaking except that it is false.

A: Love is just a word.

B: What a bogus deepity. "Love" is just a word; any word is just a word. Love, whatever it is -- whether it is an emotion, a state of being, an evolutionary adaptation, an illusion promoted by romantic novelists -- it is not "just a word."

deepity by mississippigoddamn September 14, 2010

Derping 

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

Derping by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

derping 

Scared and coughing at the same time.

"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."

derping by tophfan December 3, 2020

Derpotoligist 

(1) one who studies people that derp. (2) an insult to people who derps alot.

(1) Man 1: I get paid 500 dollars a day... to watch, study, and take notes on people doing stupid, stupid things. and just genrally...derping! thats why they call me a Derpotoligist.

(2) Man 1: derpety-derpety-derp! derp derp derp.
Man 2: Dude! that guys a frikkin derpotoligist!

Derpotoligist by Blubbernug July 25, 2010

Derpism 

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005