Derpslurping 

Derpslurping is an oral technique used on girls whereby the person giving oral sex flicks their tongue against the girls clitoris whilst sucking their tongue back in. Making a slurping sound, which is where the name derives.

I totally spent the night derpslurping that girl, it blew her mind!

Derpslurping by Cwistoferr November 6, 2012

Derpalope 

A beautiful creature that lives in the forest. It looks like a white tailed antelope or some shit like that. It’s STRONG and gets all the ladies

Girl1. OMG IM HAVING A ORGASM IT’S A DERPALOPE
Girl2.OMG SAME !!!

Derpalope by Some random gug May 30, 2018

Herpalerps 

Another word for herpes, used specifically to make fun of someones outbreak.

"Oh man, look at Molly's face, she's got the herpalerps all over her mouth."

Herpalerps by Soundwav87 February 18, 2008

Derpderp 

Nickname of the Sea Otter Water-type starter for Pokemon Black/White on the GameFAQs Pokemon Black/White boards, so named due to its goofy, uncompelling design, especially compared to his Grass and Fire counterparts. Described as "the bastard child of a Jynx and a Bidoof" by many GameFAQs forumers.

Derpderp is only sad because he wishes he were a Smugleaf

Derpderp by agnryman May 28, 2010

Derpaherp

This is the opposite of herpa derp. It means when a situation is normal. So whenever the situation is completely normal it’s derpaherp, but when it’s abnormal it herpa derp.

“Wow this conversation is derpaherp.”

Derpaherp by Derpidy doo doo February 16, 2020

Derpelephant 

A retarded elephant. An insult that can either be funny or discriminatory towards stupid fat people.
Pronounced as one word: Der-pel-e-phant

Friend: I just ordered ten bags of peanuts!
Me: You are a derpelephant! WTF are you gonna do with that many peanuts.

Derpelephant by BigMass123 January 20, 2013

derpderpderpderp

the sound that the mythical derpasaurus will make when excited

"Hey derpasaurus! Do you want to go for a walk?"
"DERPDERPDERPDERPDERP!

derpderpderpderp by Derpasaurus_Rex55 November 28, 2018