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The First Real and proper definition for "Derp" Was basically just a response for if something or someone did something so utterly retarded or screwy, You literally have nothing else to say, Derp is what you say when you have nothing to say.
Your friend super glued a pencil to his shirt so he wouldn't lose it.

You say, "....Derp"
by Founder Of Derp (really!) December 13, 2010
 
9.
A word that can mean many different things; usually negative. It can be a noun, verb and adjective. Synonyms include stupid, retarded, idiotic, idiot, dumb etc...

Variations of the word include derpy, derped, derpette, derpity der hurrrr. Herp is also related to derp and usually follows derp in a derpy interjection. Herping is almost always a verb, and when in combination with derp it does not have to be negative.
Noun: "Wow, that guy is a derp"
Verb: "Wow, that guy just derped everything up"
Adj: "Wow, that guy is derpy..."

Misc examples:
Person A: "Derp de durrrr... herp derp?"
Person B: "Herpity derp hurrr... Derp derp?"
Person A: "Hurrr :/ "
by FecesExplosion January 24, 2013
 
10.
Derp- a caption used on silly pictures such as memes.

A word to say after saying something stupid, or derpy.
A word meaning stupid.
Me: "Did u know that butter is a vegtable!?!"
Hater: "No it not you derp!"
Me: "oh, ok"
by TheAllyDerp March 07, 2014
 
11.
1, an exclaimation made after a moment of incredible stupidity or massive failure.

2, a facial expression with crazy eyes and a stupid lip.

3, when accompanied by a " :3 " indicates happy moment, or blushing with out making the user feel as stupid as they would if they wrote *blush*
guy 1 "she's fiiiiiiine, think I'll get any tonight?"

guy 2 "she's a lesbian."

*derp*
by omnomnomkittiez January 08, 2011
 
12.
One who, in an argument, takes a position, and when that position is destroyed by evidence and well-reasoned argument, acts as if the reasoned argument never happened, instead sticking to his original position while resorting to logical fallacies such as bad math, unwarranted assumptions, appeals to emotion, wishful thinking, false and deliberately misleading data and analysis, or ad-hominem attacks on his opponents. One who argues in bad faith.
Paul Ryan is a derp.

Salim Furth is derpy. Can put links here, search on yes-europe-really-is-in-the-throes-of-austerity

Avik Roy exhibits derpitude. Search New Republic. Search also Krugman blog bad-faith-and-civility-health-care-edition: "If someone says the sky is green, you prove that it’s actually blue, and the next day he comes back once again insisting that the sky is green, and this happens repeatedly, you eventually have to acknowledge that mannerly debate about the color of the sky just isn’t enough; you have to go meta, and talk about the fact that this guy and his friends just aren’t in the business of honest discussion."
by H. Rider Haggard June 07, 2013
 
13.
one that expells an action of a complete and total fail
*Person 1 tries to walk up the down escalator*
Person 2: DERP!
by DerpYou February 07, 2010
 
14.
an expression of stupidity (noun)
an act of stupidity (verb)
AJ Fleming loves to say derp; one of his favorite things to say is "Obama derped up the government."
by Avrum F., my fake name March 09, 2012