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87.
derp... is an acronym for
D.Don't
E.Ever
R.Rape
P.Pigs
farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm rapeing them
farmer: THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP
by daxtonizawesome September 11, 2011
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57.
A derp is a dumbass. Someone who always has a stupid look on their face. Also someone who never contributes anything of worth to anything ever. A worthless piece of shit.
Used in a sentence:

"That kid is a derp!"
by KingoftheDerpssss February 02, 2012
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58.
A universal word for anything
"that movie was derping awesome"

"derp you"
by Thatsoontobebuffblackguy November 13, 2011
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59.
Degradingly erotic reproductive practices, recommended only for the most masochistic, wanton harlots. Subject usually has difficulty walking for like a day.
Shut yo' mouth and open yo' legs, bitch, yo' in for some srs derp.
by usernameunavailable November 09, 2011
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60.
When one is blazed and attempts to leave a party/chief session.
Yo guys, I gotta get home, boutta derp.
by dixon yamada October 01, 2011
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61.
The state of being cross-eyed and generally looking stupid, possibly with some showing of teeth for effect. Being derp can be voluntary or involuntary
You would be derp if you lost your retainer, were perplexed by something etc.
by Daraghderp November 13, 2010
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62.
Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent
Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."
by Buck_Turgidson October 05, 2010
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63.
A person who may catch you while you're doing something that you're not supposed to be doing.
Look out! It's a derp! RUN
by MSTJ September 27, 2010
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