derp... is an acronym for
D.Don't
E.Ever
R.Rape
P.Pigs
farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm rapeing them
farmer: THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP
by daxtonizawesome September 11, 2011
As used to describe a person who acts like, well....like a Dumb Egotistical Retrograde Prick. Give 'em a hammer. They'll do the rest.
This guy is a total DERP.
by mtnmedic January 08, 2014
A common slang term, with origins stretching far into the series 'South Park', but with recent utilization in the Internet culture. The term itself can be used in a variety of situations. Often used as a substitute for ones own self in a narrative story or explanation. Also used for a verb, to describe an action.

The Internet users of this term have evolved it to encompass the female gender as well, using Derpina to represent a woman.
Noun:

Derp (I) was doing the dishes when Derpina (Girlfriend) started nagging me about missing a spot

Verb:

Yeah so I was just Derping around the other day...
by Windex King June 09, 2013
When you look at yourself in photographs and you are clearly drunk. Your 'drunk face' in photographs.
Blair: Meredith you are so derp in that picture. How drunk were you?
Meredith: That is a solid derp.
by Derped March 24, 2013
A word dumb children use to make themselves seem cool inside of their circle of internet friends. Although, the younger generations have already started saying this word outside of the internet making them look even more retarded than they already are.
The only example I can give is for you to go derp at yourself in the mirror.
by Goddddddd September 24, 2012
To have a retarded face, or expression causing others to find it funny, creepy or just plain stupid.
Ex. 1 Jennifer Lawrence is the queen of derp because of the faces she makes.

Ex. 2 "I'm bored."
"Me too."
*Awkward silence.*
"Derp."
"Yeah..."

Ex. 3 Jennifer Lawrence Queen of Derp trended on Twitter worldwide. (FACT)
by Swim-on-and-on-and-on.... September 07, 2012
A word that means pretty much nothing. Something to say when there is nothing to say. It goes with the word Herp which is essentially the same thing.
Mayumi: Derp
Yuuma: I am going to make "derp" into a real word!
People watching: Herp Derp
by Mayumi Bloodraine July 10, 2012
Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.
Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

"derp"
by ShredGnarShark July 06, 2012

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