derp... is an acronym for
farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm rapeing them
farmer: THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP
See also herp
Derp is a word that can replace anything in a sentence. It is somewhat of an everyword, such as fuck
. Derp is most commonly used in le rage comics.
"Lets go to the herp n Derp"
"you look so derpy"
A huge and dramatical case of retardation
Derpy derp derp
Australian. Abbreviation of underpants.
Sarah wearing only her derps.
In summer, I sleep naked apart from my derps.
One who, in an argument, takes a position, and when that position is destroyed by evidence and well-reasoned argument, acts as if the reasoned argument never happened, instead sticking to his original position while resorting to logical fallacies such as bad math, unwarranted assumptions, appeals to emotion, wishful thinking, false and deliberately misleading data and analysis, or ad-hominem attacks on his opponents. One who argues in bad faith.
Paul Ryan is a derp.
Salim Furth is derpy. Can put links here, search on yes-europe-really-is-in-the-throes-of-austerity
Avik Roy exhibits derpitude. Search New Republic. Search also Krugman blog bad-faith-and-civility-health-care-edition: "If someone says the sky is green, you prove that it’s actually blue, and the next day he comes back once again insisting that the sky is green, and this happens repeatedly, you eventually have to acknowledge that mannerly debate about the color of the sky just isn’t enough; you have to go meta, and talk about the fact that this guy and his friends just aren’t in the business of honest discussion."
1) The sound of a Brain-fart, usually when a fairly smart person says something that's rather silly by accident or the wrong word or can't think of what to say.
2) Breaking something or crashing into something due to thinking too much.
3) Being silly and not caring what other people think of you. See dork
"It'd work better if you used contrasting colors. No, not contrasting -- Contrasting. Not contrasting! You should use contrast-gah! Do you know what I'm trying to say?"
"Derp! YES! THANK YOU!"
"Did you hear the professor walked into a wall today while working on his latest thesis?"
"Ha! No I didn't. He's such a derp"
the sound muttered, spoken, and/or by some mumbled after an instantaneous moment of extreme stupidity.
you:I HAZ MORE SODA THAN YOUUU! *derp*
Super Market: you're an idiot.
you: derp derp derp.
A sexual act where one inserts their tongue into another's anal canal.
"Dude, I totally derpped that girl."
"We were derpping each other."