The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp. Derping is considered a verb.

The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:

1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!

2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."

3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
by meesolab November 14, 2010
a cigarette
yo man, toss me a derp bro
by VVVFFFFFF August 09, 2008
A state of being. To be extremely messed up, usually from excessive amounts of good marijuana.
WOW that purple was delicious, DERP!!!
by SAMPSON September 10, 2003
A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.
let's get out of this bar, it's loaded with derps.
by fycfan#1 March 31, 2005
a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.
Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)
by Blaine December 25, 2003
1. Male genitalia (aka. Johnson, Purpleheaded-yogurt slinger, schlong, etc.)
Scott: Hey Michael, you suck man.
Michael: Slurp my derp Scott.
by Mawilson06 October 11, 2005
(Origin: This word was first used to my knowledge seven years ago when a friend of mine renamed an enemy in a video game from Dorp to Derp because it sounded funny.)

Noun
1: A stupid or incompetent person who believes that they are intelligent.
(I.E. President Bush)
2: A pathetic or unworthy adversary or opponent.

Verb
1: An intentionally stupid joke or action used to create a self-parody.
2: An easily aviodable mistake or flaw that is not addressed until it is too late to alter or fix.
Noun:
<i>1: Man, our President is such a derp.
2: Those derps never stood a chance against me.</i>

Verb:
<i>1: That joke was such a derp.
2: I really did not see the derp in my plan until it was too late.</i>
by Cheesus Crust January 16, 2004
A much less vulgar way off displaying your frustration for someone. Can be used to replace a cuss word.
Lenny, quit being a god derp hippie! Lenny is such a derp. I wish Lenny would derp himself in the derping derp!
by Nick Weismiller September 12, 2005

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