The word derp actually derives from the acronym D.E.R.P which stands for the "Disgruntled Employee Retaliation Program" and is used when you are intentionally causing a job related derp. Derping is considered a verb.

The act of "derping" or "D.E.R.P-ing" can either be physical or verbal in nature and is always done intentionally... or maybe not if you're lucky.
Examples of derping are as follows:

1. Peter, Samir and I took the company car to lunch yesterday and in the act of derping we almost had all four wheels of the car off the ground. It was awesome!!!

2. You hate your job so much that you keep breaking the copy machine intenionally, but of course nobody knows this. ...Unfortunately, this will often lead you to overhear the statement "I hate this printer it never freaking works."

3. Someone hates their job at the Hamburger Hut so much that they like to tell people Hamburger Hut undercooks the beef patties just so people won't eat there.
by meesolab November 14, 2010
The only word that can cause world peace if used correctly. Only chuck norris knows the correct gesture and accent that will cause this to happen.
hey, your that guy who beat my wife at the bar last night! why did you do that!?" "uhh... herp de derp!"
by RageToast October 23, 2010
Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent
Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."
by Buck_Turgidson October 05, 2010
A person who may catch you while you're doing something that you're not supposed to be doing.
Look out! It's a derp! RUN
by MSTJ September 27, 2010
when ones eyes go every which way. Usually dogs such as pugs derp.
whats wrong with your dog? Her eyes are going everywhich way.

dude. shes just derping.
by derpderpdog June 19, 2010
The act of being as stupid as shit from time to time.
Person A: .......
Person B: HEY!
Person A:......
Person B: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
Person A: Huh!? What!?
Person B: HOLY FUCK YOU ARE SUCH A DERP!
by hatederpingaround December 19, 2012
A derp is a dumbass. Someone who always has a stupid look on their face. Also someone who never contributes anything of worth to anything ever. A worthless piece of shit.
Used in a sentence:

"That kid is a derp!"
by KingoftheDerpssss February 02, 2012
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