A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.
let's get out of this bar, it's loaded with derps.
by fycfan#1 March 31, 2005
From the Online multi-player game, World of Tanks, it refers to the biggest and most explosive slowly reloading gun that one can have for a particular tank.
Hey, do you have derp on that KV tank? No, I have the stock gun. Noob.
by SiemaUSA October 15, 2011
derp-Interjection

Used when replying to a previous statement that is either 1)irrelevant, 2)unintelligible or 3)pointless.
1) following a conversation that had revolved around riced out cars, Jim adds:
"Does anyone else think that corn dogs looks like rats having sex?"
-DERP!

Jim after smoking weed:

"I woke up, or was I already awake? It doesn't matter because THE CAT WAS STILL sleeping!!! ISN'T that odd?
-DERP

3)The sun hurts eyes!
-DERP!
by DFreshalot September 28, 2011
The universal replacement for any words.
"dude, stop being such a baby" - "dude, stop being such a derp"

"you've got to be f**king kidding me!" - "you've got to be derping kidding me!"

"did you end up going to the party last night?" - "did you end go going to the derp last d'dd?"
by Derpady Derp August 30, 2011
Anything and everything. I can mean whatever you want it to be.
Person 1: What a derp.
Person 2: I know, he be derpin.
by whoopwhoopshawhoop95555 June 08, 2011
The action of pure randomness and retardation.
Guy 1: My entire family just died!!!!
Guy 2:..........derp!
by itzadolfin!! May 10, 2011
An incurable disease, at least until the introduction of Duck Sauce's "Barbra Streisand" with a combination of yelling "Unf Unf Unf" between two mirrors.
Kindoflike Bloody Mary three times, but this one actually works. 50% of the time.

It is known to afflict a certain Jason Liu's face constantly (See "Jason Liu" for more information)

Commonly associated with "Herp"
DocMo: "Hi what's your name?"
Jason: "Derp"
DocMo: "Barbra Streisand"
Kenja: "UNFUNFUNF"
by kendaninjabinja May 02, 2011
Symbolizing a retarded face, look, etc., making fun of it.
Im the Joker, Batman! DERP!
by BATMAN DERP February 06, 2011

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