A derp is the guy in the bright clubby striped shirt who waits in line for 2 hours to get into, well, a club. Granted, it’s nighttime, but the derp still wears the euro-trash sunglasses. The derp has far too much pomade in his hair. On top of this, the derp acts like he is a member of high-society, when in fact the derp is actually just high-maintenance white trash.
let's get out of this bar, it's loaded with derps.
Verb. Used in the phrase: "Derping around on the Internet"
Definition: Spending large amounts on time on Gaiaonline.com
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I am derping around on the Internet!
A word used by a narrator who doesn't want to show /don't remember the identity of a character fom the story that he tells...The word was created and used frequently by 9gagers...users of 9gag.com for shorter and funnier storyes
"So i was with my friend Derp at this super cool club and there were so much cool people derping around.."
A derp is a dumbass. Someone who always has a stupid look on their face. Also someone who never contributes anything of worth to anything ever. A worthless piece of shit.
Used in a sentence:
"That kid is a derp!"
Someone who thinks that the joke:
"Why did the witch ride her broom?"
"Because her vaccuum was too heavy!"
is worth laughing about.
That Linda is such a derp for laughing at that joke.
A literary or spoken phrase that combines elements of "WTF" and "cool story bro". Laced with condescension "derp" is a common form of web-based libel that is almost didactic; however not quite as it is generally a sardonic gesticulation rather than moralistic chastisement. The spoken sense of the world itself conveys an intrinsic feeling of disappointment with a subtle hint of disgust and an overtone of rebuke.
Joel: "I'm a lyrical genius!"
Universal word that can mean anything.
"That was derping awesome"
"Teach me how to derp, teach me-teach me how to derp"
"Go derp yourself you derping piece of derp!"
A universal word for anything
"that movie was derping awesome"