"Dern sure" is a word used by a crazy man the loves cats and says "what the brown","OH MY MEOW",or simply just "meow", "Dern sure" is used when you are very sure of something. this mans name is jordan others call him hordan but he is better know as Kootra. Kootra is a youtube video game commentator and leader if "The Creatures" he Dern sure is funny.

He Dern sure is a heavy !

dern sure by Whatthebrown July 24, 2014

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dern tootin'

Absolutely, that's right. Esp. used when someone's said something that you'd obviously agree to.

Variation: darn tootin'

Used mainly in rural areas of the US.

A: You gonna watch the superbowl tonight?
B: Dern tootin'!

A: Man, that was a rough day. Wanna go get a beer?
B: Dern tootin'!

dern tootin' by miss maryland February 13, 2009

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Derf

The act of dry- humping while fully clothed.

He came mid-derf. Must be mormon.

Derf by Noelmiller24 September 13, 2019

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Derfing

Sex with clothes on

Cooper: hey Claudia wanna go derfing later?

Derfing by Derfingyurrrmom October 30, 2019

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