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one who refers to all types of "ceck;" wears v-necks that stretch to his "treenis" of a ceck all day; makes love to women with0out making eye contact; replaces all vowels and consonants with the letter "E;" rides around on a longboard that he claims is "half his size"...in reference to his twelence foot ceck, of course
that kid is one derk welkens...i saw him blow a mammoth sized load in four bitches' mouths!!
by ceckboy October 19, 2010