Derek's Sister Lex 

When someone's explanatory preface becomes part of their name. Derek's sister's name is just Lex, but I can't just say, "Lex," I have to say, "Derek's Sister Lex," or else confusion will ensue.

Max: Remember Jacky Chen?
Vivienne: You mean Jack?
Max: No. I mean Jacky Chen.
Vivienne: That's such a Derek's Sister Lex situation.
Max: :3

Derek's Sister Lex by SVEN:3 February 2, 2010

Derek's Law 

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

Derek's Law by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

Derek's widows

People who can't let go of Derek Shepherd from Grey's Anatomy. People who mourn him more than the actual widow of Derek Shepherd. These people can't let Meredith Grey move onto another man.

Derek's widows are crying again

Derek's widows by Mergrey October 2, 2022

Derek's Asshole 

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

Derek's Asshole by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Derek's Goon Technique 

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.

Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)

Derek's Goon Technique by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

derek Burke's Dick by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024

It’s Derek 

Its what you call a man who’s Dick your sucking on your knees when after daydreaming you snap back to reality and forgot who’s dick it belongs to.

“ I wonder who will be at the family reunion? Oh shit I’m sucking this guys dick but who’s dick is it? Ok girl down and then look up……oh look, it’s Derek”

It’s Derek by Franleen February 26, 2023