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3. derection
When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.
When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.

The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.

That ugly girl gives me a derection.
1. derection
What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
by Emberlix Feb 19, 2005 add a video
2. derection
The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"
The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
4. Derection
when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.
Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
5. DERECTION
the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage
I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
6. derection
The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.
a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'
7. derection
A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.
Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.
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