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1. derby
a football match between two teams from the same city or area.
Man Utd v Man City (Manchester)
Arsenal v Chelsea (London)
Liverpool v Everton (Merseyside)
2. Derby
The only City which is so boring and uninteresting that the first entries under its name are unrelated to the place.

A poor mans Nottingham which has an alarming affection for Sheep.
"Hey want to go into Derby tonight?"
"Id rather stick a fork in my eye"
3. derby
A football match between teams from the same city or region.
i.e.Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal
Rangers v Celtic
by KING YID Feb 21, 2005 share this
4. derby
noun, human detritus, esp. with perverse connotations.

Singular and plural are identical denoting a substance, as with water.
Phonetically it is a corrupted form of "debris" perhaps combined with "dirty", i.e. debris + dirty = derby.
1 - He couldn't help at first being repulsed by the crack-whore as he handed her the crumpled $10 bill, even though he knew he would be submerged in her rancid derby soon enough.

2 - She went back to work in the kitchen after using the bathroom without so much as washing the derby from her hands.
5. derby
Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)
If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby
by Matt Oct 25, 2004 share this
6. Derby
A place in the East Midlands that is very undervalued. A good city to live in if you can be arsed to get up off your ass and actually do one of the many activities there are or join one of the many groups there are!
A: I come from Derby
B:I visited there once, it was shit.
A: Well then you are a lazy fuck who needs to be bothered to do stuff. Everywhere is the same if you don't get off ur sofa! fool
B: yer i guess i did just watch tv.silly me.
7. derby
Englands sheep-shagging center. A place so obsessed with sheep they call their football team the rams.
I shag sheep, go back to derby you asshole.
by larry Mar 17, 2004 share this
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