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1. derby
a football match between two teams from the same city or area.
Man Utd v Man City (Manchester)
Arsenal v Chelsea (London)
Liverpool v Everton (Merseyside)
2. Derby
The only City which is so boring and uninteresting that the first entries under its name are unrelated to the place.

A poor mans Nottingham which has an alarming affection for Sheep.
"Hey want to go into Derby tonight?"
"Id rather stick a fork in my eye"
3. derby
A football match between teams from the same city or region.
i.e.Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal
Rangers v Celtic
by KING YID Feb 21, 2005 share this
4. derby
noun, human detritus, esp. with perverse connotations.

Singular and plural are identical denoting a substance, as with water.
Phonetically it is a corrupted form of "debris" perhaps combined with "dirty", i.e. debris + dirty = derby.
1 - He couldn't help at first being repulsed by the crack-whore as he handed her the crumpled $10 bill, even though he knew he would be submerged in her rancid derby soon enough.

2 - She went back to work in the kitchen after using the bathroom without so much as washing the derby from her hands.
5. derby
Englands sheep-shagging center. A place so obsessed with sheep they call their football team the rams.
I shag sheep, go back to derby you asshole.
by larry Mar 17, 2004 share this
6. Derby
A city that is mainly fields, only made into a city because it was The Queen's silver jubilee and they didn't have anything else to do.
Graham: Shall we go to Derby?
Sarah: No, I've not got my walking boots on.
7. derby
Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)
If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby
by Matt Oct 25, 2004 share this
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