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A medical condition that turns into so much of a loser that you end up looking up "depression" on Urban Dictionary on a Saturday night.
From day one I talked about getting out
But not forgetting about
How all my worst fears were letting out
He said "why put a new address
on the same old loneliness?'
When breathing just passes the time
Until we all just get old and die
Now talking's just a waste of breath
And living's just a waste of death
And why put a new address
On the same old loneliness?
And this is you and me
and me and you
until we have nothing left
Depression sucks.
by gymclasshero November 05, 2005
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Often confused with sadness.

Depression is extreme sadness prolonged over an abnormal period of time. You lose interest in the things you used to enjoy participating in, and detach yourself from the ones you love.

Sadness is momentarily being upset or effected by something.
John used to love hanging out with his friends and playing baseball, but ever since his mother passed away, he sank into a depression and didn't enjoy these things anymore.
by anonymousme123 September 07, 2012
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A Fancy Word for Feeling "Bummed Out"
Michael: "The stress of my modern day office has caused me to go into a depression".
Dwight: "Isn't depression just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out?""
Michael "Dwight you ignorant slut!"
by WVUDirtyBird August 25, 2010
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Depression is like drown in the sea but seeing everyone around you breathing perfectly fine.

It feels like you're walking upstream through a current strong enough to pull you under four times over. There are others, with you but they are walking along the banks telling you to "just get out of the water." Every once and a while you find a rock that is strong enough to lean on, and you just rest for a bit. But the rocks always get tired of holding you up, and when they let go, your left drowning, thrown 50ft. under and you try to get back to the surface. But nothing is harder than to stand back up in the current when everything in you is telling yourself to just give up and just drown to get it over with. To just get dragged under the water and just die.

Depression is a serious thing and people pose to have it but it's not something you want to have anyway so why pretend? When you go around telling your friends you have depression just know that there might actually be a depressed person right next to you. You maybe think that you're depressed but you aren't you're just sad for the time being if you are doing that.

To people actually fighting depression reading this... Stay Strong because stars can't shine without darkness.
Person 1: "I'm sorry for anyone with depression they have to be really strong."
Person 2: "I hope they get through it."
by ill_be_okay_eventually May 27, 2015
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A medical condition people get that makes them feel unhappy most of the time.
Joe: "Dude what is up with that dude who is depressed all the time."
John: "He has depression."
by dgk29 July 14, 2010
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Being tired.
Tired of listening
Tired of talking
Tired of socializing

Tired of eating
Tired of working
Tired of moving
Tired of crushes
Tired of friendships
Tired of reading
Tired of school
Tired of walking
Tired of breathing

Tired of living.
Yeah, Just being tired
Stranger: What does depression feel like?

Stranger: It feels like your drowning, But you can see everyone else around you breathing
by Dancingdicks June 27, 2014
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depression is a mental disorder that can effect anyone no matter the gender, race, social status or age. depression is the opposite of being afraid of dying. most depression victims don't want to live, not to be cool(which is really f cking stupid bc if you had depression you wouldn't want people acting like they have something extremely serious), but bc depression is such a severe disorder that it makes you feel like you're worthless, or should not have been put on this earth. it includes getting sad after laughing or being happy, can lead to self harm such as cutting, and can sometimes lead to insomnia. depression is NOTHING to joke about. imagine waking up every day and telling yourself you're not worth anything and awaiting the day you finally get taken from this life. if you know someone with depression, try to help them out as much as you can, but also give them some space bc if you had a mental illness, you wouldn't want ten thousand questions. but also don't be an a hole about it either.
a hole 1: hey I have an idea, why don't you just stop having depression?

a hole 2: yeah like just stop being sad
person with depression: it's a f cking illness I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
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