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1. Middle Aged Woman
Women over 30 who fall into two catagories.
1. The overweight anxiety ridden, depressed, psycho bitch who tends to associate with the same. You can spot them at customer service counters complaining and causing unnecessary drama for some negative attention.

2. The MILF or cougar. These women have problems realizing that their time has past, and sadly time has moved forward-leaving them behind. You can spot them trying to pick up younger dudes and spending money on them, and raiding their daughter's closets for outfits that make them look pathetic.
Sue was complaining loudly at the customer service counter that her Hello Kitty waffle iron did not work. I noticed she was a (middle aged woman).

Pam wears very short shirts and dresses like a 19 year old, but her boobs sink faster than the Titanic in that top. I noticed was a middle aged woman.
2. woman
The half of the human race which has the dead weight and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to both a shorter developmental period, a smaller body and a brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have a less developed sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).
Modern Feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They ignore scientific evidence and call their opponents prejudiced.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy it less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold...
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3. women
The half of the human race which has the dead weight and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend that evolution, religion, and culture are inane, and believe the source of all their gender issues are males. They try to ignore that the reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smok...
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4. women
The half of the human race which has the burden and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).

Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.

Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?

Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy...
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5. emo
Sheep, mainly people who are apparently "depressed" / "misunderstood" / "alone" etc. etc. so on and so forth some often try to self harm...but in the end most can't even cut themselves properly, they don't have a sense of individuality, thats why they are sheep, they just follow the trend because someone else is, and they are because someone else is, and the cycle continues, they listen to depressive music claiming to be "in touch with their emotions" but actually aren't, the male emo's are often thought to be gay, with long hair and feminine looking clothing, could be classed as a new species, and the female emo's ruin themselves with pointless random piercings...
Guy1 "That guy over there looks like a woman, he has long hair with a tight jumper and skin tight jeans"

Guy2 "I know, he's just an emo...he listens to depressive music and cuts himself while crying himself to sleep"

Guy1 "Oh right, lets take the piss outta him"
6. Pregnant
This is what happens when a male and a female have sexual intercourse and the sperm fertilises one of the woman's eggs after ovulation.

Contrary to popular (male) belief, pregnancy is not the woman's fault, it takes 2 to tango if you know what I mean...

Women also do not get pregnant to 'trap' a man. Because if he was indeed worth holding onto, she would not need to get pregnant to keep him, nor would a rubbish guy stick around if he got a woman pregnant either. (See scum or coward)

Pregnancy is the aprox 40 weeks of gestation in which it takes a human being to develop and grow inside his or her mothers body before birth.

It is in 3 stages (known as trimesters)
Pregnancy is divided into three stages called trimesters, each of which lasts three months. The first trimester covers the first 12 weeks of your pregnancy. This stage is often the worst with morning sickness and fatigue as common symptoms.

The baby grows inside the uterus, gaining it's nutrition from the placenta and kept safe and protected by the amniotic sack.

The woman's body goes through serious changes both physical and mental.

The mental changes include, hormonal, she may feel depressed,anxious,happy and angry, her mood changes often, she is not going mad, she is just pregnant!

the physical changes include: her tummy growing (obviously)
her breasts growing and producing milk ready for the babies arrival, usually in later stages of pregnancy she may leak milk.
Her nipples will also s...
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7. Waste
A woman who lives off of her husband also known as a parasite wife.
A woman who pretends to be of value while sucking the blood of everyone around her. She is usually overconfident and believes her own stories and publicity.
Usually a waste fears being discovered by everyone. The fear is symbolic of her life therefore a waste of time because everyone knows she is a pathetic parasite especially the one person who knows her best- her husband.
If her children have any sense they know she is a waste too unless they are wastes
A waste is very bossy, yet demure and namedrops whatever she can to make sure you know she is not a waste
She usually surrounds herself with other wastes
wastes belong to a club surrounding themselves with other wastes none of the wastes will admit they are wastes privately they go home and think they are better than the wastes they hang around with.
All of a wastes power is derived by ...
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