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a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.
Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!
by boryan February 09, 2009