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Depotese refers to a dialect used on the h'east side of Ottawa, east of Bank St. Its origins can be traced back to Hat, Quebec, its development to a depot on the dark side of town and its defining moment, to a four fingered man named Jean-Luc.

Common attributes of depotese are the use of the letter H in front of all vowels and the pluralization of all nouns. There is a petish to make depotese the official language of Gatineau.
English: "hi friend, can you put the ether in a freezer"

Depotese: "hey h'asshole, can you put the heater in dats freezers for all of the daze"
by Gus the commish June 07, 2011
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