Defartification 

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

Defartification by Erik June 9, 2004

vagina desertificationifier 

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.

"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

vagina desertificationifier by AKADarkie March 8, 2011

desertification 

Creation of expanding deserts by human activity. Normally by human wanton destruction, mismanagement, industrialization, development, clearing out forest areas. Climate change without investment in water projects that would help bring ecological stability.

Human activities without regard to Earth ecological balance is causing the desertification of the planet.

desertification by 1OldGeek April 16, 2016

defornification

Your guess is as good as mine...but not as good as the next guy's.

Urban Dictionary is undoubtedly guilty of defornification. What the hell does defornification mean?

defornification by Prof. Fornificate October 24, 2005

Depopification 

The act of listening to indie music in order to cleanse the ears of pop music.

I all I have heard for the past week is Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Bruno Mars. I'm going to need a depopification.

Depopification by eejga November 20, 2011

Depopification 

When something becomes insufferable because the upper class gentrifies it, usually in reference to music or clothing. Comes from the word "depop" which is a notoriously overpriced reselling app.

The depopification of NYU.

Depopification by lauren <(^_^)> April 27, 2022