Deaning 

The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.

Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character

Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

Declaying 

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023

deplanience 

The desire of flight attendants for their passengers to retain patience while deplaning.

Welcome to Chicago Midway airport. The local time is 3:45 pm, and the temperature is 54 degrees. We will be deplaning by row, and we ask for your deplanience. Please stay seated until your row number is called.

deplanience by Doctor Geo Zee October 19, 2020

Deplying 

Delaying the writing and submission of a job application until the last moment before the deadline.

Anda, stop deplying and get to work on that letter of intent!

Deplying by O molie April 21, 2018

herb deaning 

When a man or a woman lays in the supine position(on their back) and a woman slams her pussy (vagina) repeatedly on their face until rendered unconscious and Herb Dean has to tackle them off to cease the vaginal onslaught.

When Rodney was asked about his black eyes he told his coworkers, "the plus sized stripper mounted my face and began Herb Deaning me."

herb deaning by Kokodamus August 28, 2018

deploying units 

the act of ejaculation; masturbation; jerkin the terk; cleaning the pipes; etc.

"Oh God, it's Sky Lopez...time to deploy the units."

deploying units by Kyle C aka Z3phyr July 27, 2003

depleping 

having a really good but kinda bad day

abby how’s your day going?

it’s been a depleping day

depleping by shut up brad February 13, 2021