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sleep dentistry 

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.
Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.

mafia dentistry 

when someone is in the mafia and instead of breaking their kneecaps or smashing their face in, they just bash their teeth in and pull some of the teeth out for a nice mixture of pain and suffering and justice and gmag :)
"hey you wanna start shit with camerons cousins today?"
"no way dude they just graduated summa cum laude from the academy of mafia dentistry"

rodeo dentistry 

When a dentist is trying to work on a (non sedated) kid, but they are squirming and bucking around like a wild horse. Has the potential to be a safety issue.
Dentist: Oh no, it's the Smith's kid. Last time we saw him, it turned into rodeo dentistry, maybe I'll suggest nitrous or sedation to the parents
rodeo dentistry by BKT123 October 12, 2017

Street Dentistry 

A term used to define what lazy often hungover dentist will do on saturday mornings. They will not use gloves or masks, promoting the spread of disease. Usually involves removing teeth in order to prep them for crowns, then placing them back into the mouth when done.
Man your a nerd, I am just doing street dentistry today.
Street Dentistry by ctownbrown April 28, 2009

rectal dentistry 

The act of making a task abundantly overcomplicated or inserting many more steps than are conceivably necessary by approaching the task from completely the wrong angle.
John needed to boil some water, but, in a fit of rectal dentistry, rather than microwave his cup filled with water from the tap, opted to microwave ice cubes from the freezer.
rectal dentistry by psylicon July 20, 2010

Anal dentistry 

To examine ones anus like a dentist wood
Dude my anal dentistry professor showed us how to put the scalps in the any”
Anal dentistry by Doug Doug found October 8, 2018