''If only i could marry a dentist''
''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist''
''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist''
''i love my sexy dentist''
Quite a nice little scam really....
Dentist: That'll be £500
It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.
Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?