many people are scared of going to the dentist, probably due to large number of whirring, drilling, scraping and poking that goes on.
personally, i'm not scared of my dentist, as it is my mum. actually, scrap that, i'm VERY scared of my dentist BECAUSE it's my mum.....
''If only i could marry a dentist''
''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist''
''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist''
''i love my sexy dentist''
Quite a nice little scam really....
Dentist: That'll be £500
It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.
Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye
Me: Actually, I just went yesterday and was glad to get cleaned up. It's like a fresh start, you know?