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1.
A person or persons who have any sort of sexual or intimate contact with trees or other plants.
Ex: Gropping a tree. Sticking your penis in the hole of the tree. Rubbing your vagina on its bark creating a new type of sap.

1. I saw Fred out in the park yesterday talking to a tree when all of a sudden made out with it, I think Fred is a dentalhydriac...or gay.
by Adrien March 15, 2005