john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
by Dr. Ghostdad July 1, 2014
by Your Mutha November 17, 2013
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021
YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021
Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021
matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
by cheerful ox July 29, 2021
A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.
You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.
by ElixirG November 10, 2021