Denny's is a 24-hour diner. They serve warm mediocre quality food, coffee, and the essential Meat-Lover's Skillet. To fully qualify as a Denny's however the diner must have:
1.) A waitress that has worked there way too long. She is missing a finger, a tooth, or maybe she has a 6th toe. In any case she's freaking tired and does not take any of your crap.
2.) One of the following non-conformists:
"To be a non-conformist, you have to dress in black, and listen to the same music we do."
kids. Black attire, hopped up on caffeine writing bad gothic poetry (i.e. "If a drop of blood would make you smile I would slash my wrists till I expired in a crimson puddle of my wasted love")
kids. Not to be confused with Goth kids. They wear black too, but lean more toward the caped Halloween look. They must have bumper stickers on their car that read something like "My other car is a broomstick". They know magik so you better not mess with them.
c.) Emo kids
. You will either have the tolerable ones who actually know something about music, or the lame ones that just discovered the fad out of Seventeen magazine. Availability varies by location. Dashboard anyone?
3.) The bitter kid that makes fun of those people in #2. This can be damn funny.
4.) The creepy midnight...
Okay a Denny is a term used for a severe and rare condition to do with your penis in the process of ejaculation. It normally occurs halveway through a hand/blow job or even intercourse. Just before the climax of ejaculation your nerves in your brain can trigger of a chemical and endothermic reaction whic basically makes your cum
freeze. Now seeing as the cum freezes whilst it's going through your penis, your penis freezes or gets remarkably cold. Resulting in your erection shrivelling to a very small size, smaller than what it would normally be. The new size of your penis is basically a chode
. This is before you ejaculate and this process can take up to four - twelve seconds, depending on different circumstances. I've heard cases of it only taking about two or three to go from big stiffy to the smallest thing he's ever seen.
As you could imagine, halveway through a blow job, that would be very embarrising, but what's more, about 12-17 seconds afterwards, (by this time your partner would of walked off) you go back to your normal size penis and ejaculate manically. Everything you have cums out; literally.
Now the thing is with having a denny, is that it could happen to anyone, at anytime, it's phycological. The more you think about having one, the more you will. It's most likely to affect virgins having sex for the first time, or whenever they first have any sexual experiance, see...
Where you go at 3am to laugh at the drunkards, smoke cigarettes, and eat some grub. A good 24 hour Diner.
"Let's go to Denny's!"
A fat and ugly girl that likes to tag around with her hot friends; she often ruins your chances of getting your dick wet.
Yo man, i was about to pork Sarah last night, but then that damn denny had to ruin it.
The feelin that is evoked following a large meal at a Denny's establshment. Generally occurs after 1:00 a.m. Following a delicious meal of scrambled eggs and chicken strips.
"Dude we have got to get back to the dorm! I got the Denny's my friend and it's a Grand Slam."
Denny's is quite possibly the finest restaurant in the English speaking world. Through a combination of expert service, delicious food, and an atmosphere that even a king could find comfort in, Denny's far surpasses any other restaurant. Denny's is also open 24 hours a day, so at four in the morning you can go and find the 3 aforementioned characteristics to nullify those late night cravings you get from "activities" you may have partaken in earlier that evening.
"When I go to Denny's, I order the Chicken Alfredo because it offers a taste of Italy at a price the entire family can enjoy. Who needs the Olive Garden?"
Any one who is a real fuck-stain, an annoying cunt-face, you may just want to punch them, they are almost never invited but tend to show up at the most in-opportune times, they usually run their mouths when they really shouldn't because they're about to get their ass kicked, socially awkward and just down right ignorant!
Quit being such a fucking Denny, you're really getting on my nerves!