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Denmark Um?
by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

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The country that has been sceintificly proven to have NO stereotypes.
You know how all people from denmark... Uhhh.. I guess.... Nevermind.
by Define_Awesome September 23, 2015

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Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.

Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.

Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)

The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.

In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.

During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.

Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.

Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
American guy - I was in Denmark this summer, it was AMAZING!

Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?

American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
by StingKing2016 June 10, 2016

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A country in the northen part of Europe. A place with beautiful people, a lot of socialism and equality. Often used as an allegory for the best place on Earth by young, hopeful Americans who support elderly jewish politicians with socialist ideas.

Commonly siding with evil and/or losing factions in any conflict ever, and before the country needed allies, they lost to other, less douchy countries. The country is currently controlled by a drunk midget being manipulated by an old racist housecleaner and her political team of inbreds.

The people look very pretty, but are frigid assholes who can only speak in a friendly tone when at least tipsy. The local religion is Pork.

Only available to blond, white alcoholics.
American 1: I'm planning on moving to Denmark sometime in the future!

American 2: Oh, you took the test? Did you fit? How many units can you drink in two hours?

American 1: Some... Seven, if I really focus on just drinking?

American 2: ... Yeah, you're gonna have to retake that.
by JakeBit June 22, 2016

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Denmark is full of rubbish and goldfish
"Have you been to Denmark"

"No, I heard its full of rubbish and goldfish"
by Bobjohnson187 September 22, 2016

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1. Country inhabited by Danes
2. Nickname for a handsome devil
3. Origin of a danish
1. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark - Shakespeare
2. said by attractive females Hey Denmark. Wanna fuck?
3. Mmmm. This danish is really tasty. I wonder where it came from...?
by antonsen March 11, 2003

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A place quite often mistaken for being the capital city of Sweden.
Ignorant 1: What is the capital of Sweden?
Ignorant 2: Denmark
Ignorant 1: Oh.
by Exi13 May 27, 2012

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