Undercover sand niggers that have banned margarine and suck lots of cock, like the British their teeth are really crooked because of the cock sucking they did just to get into the NATO. Denmark is tiny like the size of my earbone and took it anally from the Germans in WWI and II. They are also referred to anorexic pale cancer patients from watching to much Lost and looking for woodwork the Dutch made on a danish remake of Amazon.

The dirty Danish also don't whipe their anus properly therefore, giving them the title of, 'The dirty Danish'. You wouldn't want to go to there country because of it's disgusting smell and rape victims. They prowl at night for dead animals that are rotting and have them for sexual purposes.

The Danish have a special ability to impregenate their men but not their women, just like the seahorse. Yes, it's an amazing fact and we all know what I wrote is true.
Nigger: Suck my dick good you dumb bitch. *Pimpslap*

Danish Fag #1: It's true what they say about niggers, there cocks are small and deformed.

Danish Fag #2: Save some cum for me, I need it so I can impress my friends.

Danish Fag #1: No, I think I'm going to down it all. Haha, I love niggercum.

Danish Fag #2: Bitch (refers about Denmark history and nobody cares because their not on the map.)
by ManWhoExposesTheTruth May 26, 2011
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Where lego comes from!
Lets go to Denmark and see Legoland and knock down all the little lego houses when no-one is looking!
by legoman April 29, 2003
Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach
Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
by SultanDenmark April 05, 2005
Home of the most beautiful women in the world.
Take a stroll down Strøget and you will see....
by Champ February 24, 2004
A wonderland where students are payed to study - and pay half of it in tax
Ask a danish student about the "SU"...
by Bibliotekarstuderende February 17, 2004
Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it
My dad grew up in Denmark and when he moved here a while ago, he got hijacked because he said, "hello, how are you?" to strangers- they choked him and left.
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
by shaun white is a hottiee March 31, 2006
The country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).
Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"
by idaida April 20, 2009
1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills

* Danish spelling is Danmark
Denmark is beautiful.
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!
by Seawolf DK April 13, 2005
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