The dirty Danish also don't whipe their anus properly therefore, giving them the title of, 'The dirty Danish'. You wouldn't want to go to there country because of it's disgusting smell and rape victims. They prowl at night for dead animals that are rotting and have them for sexual purposes.
The Danish have a special ability to impregenate their men but not their women, just like the seahorse. Yes, it's an amazing fact and we all know what I wrote is true.
Danish Fag #1: It's true what they say about niggers, there cocks are small and deformed.
Danish Fag #2: Save some cum for me, I need it so I can impress my friends.
Danish Fag #1: No, I think I'm going to down it all. Haha, I love niggercum.
Danish Fag #2: Bitch (refers about Denmark history and nobody cares because their not on the map.)
common sight, blurred vision but BEEERR, OL!
Home of the craziest festivals
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!