A loser who does nothing and gets paid well for it by the state.
Or a person that works hard to make a living and gets fucked in the ass 24/7 by the state.
Denmark:"Ya you do that. And here, have some money because its sad for you"
Winner: "I'm gonna work hard and get me a good life with a good car and lots of money"
Denmark: "Oh no your not! If you do that i'm gonna take away 68% of all the money you make!!! I'm gonna put a 200% import tax on the cars you want!!!! I'm gonna fuck you up!!!"
Winner: "Fuck this I'm moving to America"
common sight, blurred vision but BEEERR, OL!
Home of the craziest festivals
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!