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Small country that is jealous of big brother. Sweden has a great history; they got all neighbour countries "back then". However the wieners in Denmark, Norway, and Finland etc. wanted "freedom". So Sweden though, can it get better then this? They are just a bunch of nobodies anyway. Sweden has Volvo, ASEA, SAAB, SANDVIK, Ericsson and many other big companies. Denmark has nothing really. They are poor inventors and poor lifestyle. My suggestion is that IF you go north, pick Sweden. Sweden is the "original" and Denmark is just a bad copy really. They can’t speak Swedish without a heavy accent either. Losers.
ÅGE wakes up in Denmark feeling "blue". His ugly daughter tells him if this is my life i hang myself. ÅGE is a bad drunk. ÅGE is a loser so he yells. Do it god damn it! Do it your ugly whore!
by 357magnum April 13, 2009
 
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Where lego comes from!
Lets go to Denmark and see Legoland and knock down all the little lego houses when no-one is looking!
by legoman April 29, 2003
 
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Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach
Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
by SultanDenmark April 05, 2005
 
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Home of the most beautiful women in the world.
Take a stroll down Strøget and you will see....
by Champ February 24, 2004
 
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A wonderland where students are payed to study - and pay half of it in tax
Ask a danish student about the "SU"...
by Bibliotekarstuderende February 17, 2004
 
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Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it
My dad grew up in Denmark and when he moved here a while ago, he got hijacked because he said, "hello, how are you?" to strangers- they choked him and left.
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
by shaun white is a hottiee March 31, 2006
 
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The country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).
Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"
by idaida April 20, 2009
 
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1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills

* Danish spelling is Danmark
Denmark is beautiful.
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!
by Seawolf DK April 13, 2005