Denmark - A once cool place (literally...) that was home of the Vikings. Proud peple which was grocely misunderstood 1000y. later as having been "violent and uncivilized" - they just didnt quite kno' how to make contact. So they chopped down as they went by, down the rivers of Russia, along the coasts of Bretagne, the Englis Isles.. even all the way to North America by Iceland n' Greenland.
Later Denmark ruled Northern Europe at interim occations but finally got their blow' of dead in connection w. the Napolean Wars. Since then they have been a small frightened contry wagging it's tale to the strongest contry in vicinity.
Allied files show that there was doubt wether to categorize them as 'german subregions' or allies. For good reason: their army fired 20 shots "20 !!!!" when occupied.
Today; a sad sight. Mostly a tourist resort. A bit more fallen apart than the rest of Norther europe, yet again slightly higher prised. People very narrow-minded, especially in the hill-billy regions (Jutland/"Jylland"), afraid of other cultures.
You'll enjoy our contry if you are a forreigner. It's a rare chance to step a couple of decades back in time... :-)
- The danes are brave: They stick to their allies and run once they reach the front line...
- The danes are intelligent: They use their liberties & rights, sequred by their stronger neighbours, to ridicule other cultures..
- The danes take a stand: They complain life-long about the taxes. Yet even the liberal govnerments are succesfull when they can claim: "This year the tax didnt rise as much as last year!!".
- The danes have a sence of reality: They suspect their way of life might be in danger. Ofcourse - no nation sustains itself by beeing cronically afraid of change.
/Thats denmark for 'ya
Where lego comes from!
Lets go to Denmark and see Legoland and knock down all the little lego houses when no-one is looking!
Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach
Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
Home of the most beautiful women in the world.
Take a stroll down Strøget and you will see....
A wonderland where students are payed to study - and pay half of it in tax
Ask a danish student about the "SU"...
Small country that saved the most lives during the holocaust. The country has been known to be incredibly safe (yes more then US) there is barley any crime, if something happens, EVERYBODY knows about it
My dad grew up in Denmark and when he moved here a while ago, he got hijacked because he said, "hello, how are you?" to strangers- they choked him and left.
Denmark is the nicest country! Yes I know people think they are racist but its BS.. They were just worried because some of the suicide bombers would wear the Arab clothing just as disguise. They're just not comfortable with that- can u really blame them? Lets keep some security.
The country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink from the age 13).
Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka
for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"
1. A beautiful, kick-ass kingdom on the Baltic
2. Object of lame pastry jokes (i'll slap anyone who dares make one)
3. Home of the Danes and rolling hills
* Danish spelling is Danmark
Denmark is beautiful.
If you make one more Danish joke, I'll slap you!
I'm from Denmark!