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7. dempsey
-used to describe old pompous policemen who fancy themselves a poet

-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them
Did you hear that lame ass poem? That bloke is such a dempsey!
1. dempsey
A very good, clean fighter. Often seen in street fights
John: That was a wicked fight
Ted: YA fosure, the winner was a Dempsey
John: Give me my money bitch
2. Dempsey
Dempsey is a surname of Irish origin.

Dempsey is a variant of O'Dempsey, first recorded as Dempse in 1526. It represents the Anglicized form of the Irish gaelic Ó Díomasaigh (male) or Ní Dhíomasaigh (female)
Niamh Ní Dhíomasaigh (Niamh Dempsey)
Seamus Ó Díomasaigh (James Dempsey)
3. Dempsey
A Dempsey is a male or female that pisses after every drink of beer. They have thimble sized bladders and usually squat when they piss
Wow, sorry guys I have to take a Dempsey.
4. Dempsey
A child-eating, porno-hungry, sex-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. He has a very very large wang (if you look at it at a microscopic level). But everyone loves him cuz hes sexy and cool. Word.
"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."
5. Dempsey
when someone makes a joke and fails
man your such a dempsey
6. Dempsey
The act of having sex with and eating multiple under-aged dead animals, all of which are of the same gender, covered in taco sauce, on fire, and your siblings.
"I just had a dempsey and it was fun but now I have 3rd degree burns on my penis and no more brothers."
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