-used to describe old pompous policemen who fancy themselves a poet
-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them
Did you hear that lame ass poem? That bloke is such a dempsey!
A very good, clean fighter. Often seen in street fights
John: That was a wicked fight
Ted: YA fosure, the winner was a Dempsey
John: Give me my money bitch
a diner that appears to be a Denny's ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since Dempsey's was founded 5 years before Denny's.
I used to flip burgers for a living, but now I work at Dempsey's and also flip chickens and omelets, peel potatoes, and fry fries and chicken fingers. Now I'm a serious pimp.
Dempsey is a surname of Irish origin.
Dempsey is a variant of O'Dempsey, first recorded as Dempse in 1526. It represents the Anglicized form of the Irish gaelic Ó Díomasaigh (male) or Ní Dhíomasaigh (female)
Niamh Ní Dhíomasaigh (Niamh Dempsey)
Seamus Ó Díomasaigh (James Dempsey)
A Dempsey is a male or female that pisses after every drink of beer. They have thimble sized bladders and usually squat when they piss
Wow, sorry guys I have to take a Dempsey.
- A big fat asshole who looks like a giant fucking dick with a turtle shell on his back and a dick in his ass.
- Is a dick. Enough said.
Guy 1: Big hairy scary gay Gary Dempsey the douchebear gave Drew Bisson a big fat load in his ass.
Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.
A child-eating, porno-hungry, sex-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. He has a very very large wang (if you look at it at a microscopic level). But everyone loves him cuz hes sexy and cool. Word.
"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."
when someone makes a joke and fails
man your such a dempsey