| 57. | Exit Sampling | ||
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The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility. Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.
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| 58. | Escambia High School | ||
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A high school located in an urban area near the center of Pensacola ,Florida. Rife with idiots, worthless delinquents, and professional miscreants (not generally the more intelligent type either.) Often subject to misallocation of funds, overly expensive lunches/ al-a-carte, a lack of basic sanitary requirements (e.g. soap, toilet paper, paper towels, etc), and general poor management by a maladroit staff. Though not the worst place in Escambia County to go to school, it is far from acceptable.
It is also noteworthy for its mascot riots, which took place after the school went through desegregation in 1969. The riots commenced in 1972 and went on throughout the next year. Black students rioted over the mascot, which was a "rebel" at that time. The official school song was Dixie and the Confederate flag was often flown at school events. Needless to say, this offended some people, and offended more when they were illegalized for use in schools by a U.S. district court. Several people were shot in the chaos, and many demonstrations (some of them violent) occured. In conclusion, Escambia is indubitably a shitty high school, full of angsty, underpaid staff members, and juvenile delinquents. Dude, you go to Escambia High School and dont smoke weed, steal from people, get in fights on a regular basis, or otherwise engage in unscrupulous or criminal activity?
You must be part of the special education program. |
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| 59. | protesturbator | ||
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n. a person who likes to frequently participate in demonstrations in order to feel good about advocating some issue without really doing anything impacting Geez! Those protesturbators have signs covering their walls from every rally they've been to.
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| 60. | Niggergate | ||
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An incident or scandal in which a celebrity or other public figure has used the "n-word". The incident in question usually involves massive media attention and demonstrations calling for the dismissal of the offending party. Michael Richards was recently involved in a Niggergate scandal after a racial tirade at a comedy club.
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| 61. | [gink] | ||
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A crabby, bitter and unattractive old person. Ginks tend to be impoverished, indignant urban dwellers with the same political and social leanings that they had in their 20s, who blame everyone but themselves for their myriad problems, and accost total strangers to air complaints. Political demonstrations always seem to include at least one wrinkly, unsmiling, badly-dressed septuagenarian gink sporting a homemade sign and haranguing passersby.
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| 62. | High School | ||
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a. Survival of the fittest.
b. Living Hell Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head). Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend). Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.) p.s. you have a better chance to pass that math class if you are a nerd and the teacher likes you. Socially, you will die.
p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life. p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers. p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school. |
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| 63. | Careography | ||
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The choreography of cars, often seen in action movies and car demonstrations.
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