| 106. | sherff | ||
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a crazy mother fucker who will kill u if u look in his eyes he is a crazy demon and gets it on like donkey kong. bruce willis is almost the same person as sherff
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| 107. | Jordan kun | ||
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An incredibly hot asian ninja girl who would rip your testicles off as soon as look at you. She wears a full suit of black leather - on her it's not a cliche - and if you ever laid eyes on her, her cold and commanding presence would inflict heart-stopping terror upon you as you feared for your life. She's more likely to rip your kidneys out and then kill you than give you the time of day, but that hardly matters because she's so god damn sexy, and getting killed by her would give you a boner hard enough to break titanium.
No one knows where she came from, but there are rumors that she had her heart broken and disappeared for several years before re-emerging as the cold, hard assassin we know now. This rumor may be true, as it explains the small metal statue of a demon-fox invariably found embedded in her victims' hearts, with no sign of an entrance wound. She has eluded armies and slain kings, and is one assassin to be much feared. -Did you hear that George just fell over dead during the rally yesterday ~Yeah, I heard there was a statue inside his body. -Jordan kun must have got him. He was a player.
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| 108. | Satanism | ||
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Satanism is a religon that involves spritual practices. Not animal sacrifices or maniacs bent on killing people for "Satan" no it is a... hmmm Spritual and all-loving religion. That is abused and misused in everyday life. It is a Pagan religion meaning noramlly polytheistic and to be created and founded first for people. Yes Satanism is polytheistic it believes in all the Demons and Demonesses there is, but they are good and angels are evil and there is no such thing as god Just Satan and his brother's and sister's and his Wife and all the other Demon's there are. They believe hell is a place you can visit if you find a gate to hell. And they see auras by opening their third-eyes. And they believe in reincarnation-die then born again- They believe in the winter solstice as a religion and many other holidays are placed alot of their artifacts were covered up by Christians trying to hide them and use them such as the Ankh-found in egypt- And some others I don't know the names to. And they also believe in meditation as a way to open your mind and stregthen your body and soul. Beleives in chakras also. And many more things, but those things would take forever to name. I am a Satanist I go to the website. joyofsatan.com And in there it explains the religous aspects of Satanism Probally better than I do.
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| 109. | snooki | ||
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A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim. Joe saw a Snooki, i haven't heard from him since.
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| 110. | Marmot | ||
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A bad-ass rodent that will fuck your shit up. You don't cross the fucking marmot, it will eat your dick without a moment's hesitation. You don't think twice when you spot one of these hell-spawn demon-born Satan-squirrels, you get the hell out of there. Rumor has it that marmots store the souls of their victims in their eyes. That way, if you look right into them, you're transfixed. Then the marmot strangles you with your own small intestine and lays its eggs inside you. Fuckin' crazy, man. This Halloween, ghosts will be sitting around the campfire telling marmot stories.
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| 111. | Rachel | ||
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A bombshell of a lass. Super tall, blonde, nice tan, sparkling blue eyes. Demon in bed. She is crazy and outgoing and everyone loves a Rachel. EVERYONE, And if you don't, there is obviously something wrong with you. Even if she is a total wack-job, you have the right to love her because of her name. She is intelligent although she doesn't always show it, she's arty and caring and is relied on a lot by everyone because it's obvious she'll sort out your problems, she's a RACHEL. Sometimes crazy and if she knows you don't like her she wont give a shit. She'll just hate you even more. On Rachel's good side she is awesome but get on the wrong side and you better watch out bitch. Rachel's coming. This applies to practically all Rachels in the world. David: 'Oh, man you see that fit-ass babe over there?'
Mike: 'Damn, clearly a Rachel.' Sabrina: 'You know that crazy, bitch Rachel? She's so annoying.' Emma: 'Yo, Sabz - that is one awesome annoying bitch.' |
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