An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:
1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.
2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.
3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.
4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.
5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.
6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.
7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.
8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.
9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.
10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.
11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.
12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
The political party opposite the Republican
party. Their beliefs are that everyone should live on welfare, and no one should be too rich. That it's OK to kill innocent unborn children, but killing serial killers is bad. And that Socialism is OK, as long as you call it "change." Their mascot is a donkey, and it suits them.
He's a democrat. He thinks everyone should be the working class, even though they rightfully earn their money
The default political party to vote for when opposing republicans in a presidential campaign.
Voting for the green party is worthless, I'll vote democrat.
Democrat A person who blames everything on George Bush, look up George Bush on here and all you will see is Bashings, and then look up clinton (Bill) and they will be ready to suck on his penis.
Teacher: Who Caused World War II class?
Student: I Believe it was caused by-
Teacher: George Bush EXACTLY, son of a bitch hates blacks and shit because I am a democrat and this is my point of view.
One of the two main political parties of the United States, or the members or supporters of that party.
In general, the democrats are considered more liberal
and the republicans
. Although this is correct on average, individual differences in general are larger than party differences and thus individual democrats can easily end up on the right of individual republicans.
Most senators voted in favour of the proposal, with 15 Republicans and 5 Democrats voting against or abstaining.
One who becomes aware of all political problems in the US when a Republican
I can't believe what's been happening in America since that Republican was elected. Destruction of civil liberties, supporting the banks, endless war? Not with a Democrat in the White House!
1) Euphemism for "Communist
" in the United States
2) Someone who believes that Saddam Hussein
had more of a right to live than an unborn baby.
3) Someone who does not personally give money to the disadvantaged, but forces other people to do so.
4) Someone who defended Bill Clinton
when he attacked Iraq
in 1998, but criticized George W. Bush
for doing the same thing in 2003.
5) In the United States, someone who has never heard of the Constitution.
Only a Democrat could come up with such an insidious idea as raising taxes to fund abortion clinics.
A person who votes for the Democratic party. Not necessarily one of the far left wing.
Many Democrats (like myself) are centrists. While i believe that you should keep most of the money you make, and that you should learn to make money yourself, rather than relying on government handouts. I cannot bring myself to support the current Republican platform.
Ultra Right-wing Baptist fundamentalism is JUST as bad as Ultra Left-Wing Hippie fundamentalism.
Also, In an ideal world, i wouldnt mind paying taxes, as long as the govnernment is doing something with them. I would rather pay more taxes and have them go towards reforming our social system (second amendment) then pay less taxes that go towards killing Iraqi's.
They didn't attack us
They didnt have weapons of mass destruction
They are not liberated, they hate us
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon (Democrat Supporter)
Bono of U2 (Democrat Supporter)