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2.
A condition affecting Tottenham fans whereby they're always convinced their going to win the Quadruple, and their newest ridiculously overpriced signing is heralded as "the next big thing".
"Denilson got injured on purpose"
You're suffering from delusion big-time
by Adam Bernstein February 14, 2008
 
1.
n. Any belief that is false or wrong.
His delusion caused him to judge others.
by J.Wil888 February 03, 2009
 
3.
A condition afflicting arsenal fans, who believe that they are always hard-done by, their players never cheat, and Arsene Wenger never lies
"I didn't see it"
"The referee played as much stoppage time as was needed. The linesman definitely said 4 minutes"
"'If thats a foul I'm suffering from delusion' 'You are mate!
"
by Andrew Shipley February 17, 2008
 
4.
a cracker who consumes his own duck butter that is enlisted in the army who has had gay sex 15 times in the last 2 months since he has found out he is out of the army.he enjoys black cocks and is often found in gay bars.
delusions is deluded and trite beyond his wrong and never mind his right to be gay,
for mardi gras he stole transexuals bras..
by skypnd- May 04, 2005
 
5.
The Master and Commander of all things on earth. (see also: god) He strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger on those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. And you will know he is the Lord when he lays his vengeance upon you. Resides on EFnet, mostly idle, but always there.
Did you see that guy? delusions? he's a prime-lookin' star-gazer.
by matt-tay-o April 30, 2005