"DATE A DG"
When my son first left for college,
his dad gave him advice for life:
you can date each and every Kappa
But bring home a DG for a wife.
You can party with the Tri-Delts,
and it's fine to date a Zeta,
but when it's time to marry,
be sure she’s DG, not a Theta
Chi O's can be on your agenda,
and Pi Phi's are fun for a date,
but never, ever forget
that you'll want a DG as your mate.
We want you to enjoy your college years
and give all the sororities a spin.
But never buy a ring
unless DG is on her pin.
During your four years of college,
you'll go from one house to another,
but take the advice of your smiling ol'dad
and bring home a DG to your mother.
"Hot Damn, Delta Gam!"
Frat boys #1 says: "I wish i could drink like a dg"
Frat boys #2 says: "Those dg's make me feel like a piece of meat"
Soro girl: yeah, they are all super cute and energetic.
Q: "What the best sorority out there?"
A: "Delta Gamma of course."