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Otted is when you are so overtired that you have symptoms of being drunk/high and you're dellusional. You start to have hullucinations and go potentially crazy. "Dude I was soo otted last night, that was the first time I slept in a week!"
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| 2. | ASSinated | ||
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The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this. Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."
Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?" Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two." Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?" Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you. CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated. |
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| 3. | sssorn | ||
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Dellusional egotistical moron, AKA "Pain in the ass" Sssorn Everyone laughed at the Creator>AoW statement by Sssorn
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| 4. | Ichi The Killer | ||
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aka Koroshiya 1
Badass japanese movie by Takashi Miike. Features the most deranged dellusional psycho-killer-in-a-crappy-costume-who-kills-those-who-make-him-cry-and-cums-his-pant-in-the-process, and Kakihara, a stylish and dangerous extreme masochist yakuza leader. This awesome flick is mostly known for its graphic and inventive torure scenes and bizzare characters. Ichi The Killer is a very romantic movie, watch it with your significant other, and yes, don't forget to eat before you watch it.
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| 5. | Soccer mom | ||
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Middle aged, middle class white woman, usually from the suburbs of lare metropolitan areas. Her life revolves around her 'prescious' children, and she will do anything to keep them safe. This leads her to support things to keep those sweet 'gifts from God' safe, including: gun control laws, new stop signs, new traffic lights, speed bumps in residential neighborhoods, booster seats, and enviornmental laws.
Soccer moms usually own large, fuel ineffecient vehicles. This is the consequence of her having to transport her kids with all their sports equipment, books from sporting event to sporting event. Another consequence of this is a strong support for protracted guerilla wars in the Middle East that soccer moms (wrongly) believe will keep the price of gas down. They voted for Clinton/Gore in 1996 cause Clinton was cute and made them think Dole would gut education/health care. In 2004 Bush has them scared shitless that terrorists would target their 'babies'. A typical day for a soccer mom involves making lunch for her little tykes after which she 'runs errands'. These errands usually involve the purchase of large amounts of drugs from black men in the city. The drug causes soccer moms to drive erraticaly during rush hour (ie cutting people off, failing to merge properly, failing to signal while changing lanes, hugging two lanes, failing to maintain safe speeds). Drugs also cause the average soccer mom to adopt dellusional perceptions of her children. This causes her to yell at the other team during soccer matches whenever her child fails to score.
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| 6. | gieselman | ||
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1.) One whose mother has amazing zoinkers
2.) Manchild 3.) One who has been known to motorboat buttcheeks 1.) "You like hot moms? Then let's go to Evan's house. He's a Gieselman."
2.) "Why is that grown man still playing video games with the kids? Oh - He's a Gieselman. Gotcha." 3.) "Nah man, Evan hasn't been eating chocolate. He's a Gieselman." |
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| 7. | negrophile | ||
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A negrophile is a person who is fond of Black culture and Blacks in general.
The term is often used in particular for people in America especially in New England, New York, and elsewhere along the northern East Coast of the United States who ostensibly base their business, political, or social practices on like of or admiration for Black models. In some cases, Negrophilia represents an individual's preference of Black culture to their own; or the belief that Black culture is superior, or appreciation of Black history. Negrophiles commonly are found in the middle to upper class predominantly white neighborhoods. Negrophiles will often use incorrect, but phonetic spelling of words, like color as 'cola,' flavor as 'flava,' realize as 'realeyes,' and so on. They will often use negro slang as well, such as 'bitches and hoes' and 'nigga.' In some extreme cases, Negrophilia may represent the wish of an individual to be Black. That young white male seems to think his skin is black, he must be a negrophile.
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