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the shittiest computer manufacturing company that will drive you insane. All their computers are shit and u'll eventually get the blue screen when ur computer crashes atleast 2x a week. This loud fucking garbage piece of shit is the laggiest fucking thing u'll ever use. U'll get viruses easily, not be able to play shitty videogames due to the shitty specs and embrace yourself for a fuck load of dust to shoot out from the back vent. It is so shitty that it takes 60 seconds for itunes to load from the moment i connect my ipod. Sometimes it doesn't even recognize ur usb. This shitty fucking company should be charged a fine of $200 for each shitty computer that they sold as a scam and should be trialed in court.
Guy 1: Yeah! I just bought a brand new Dell computer. Time to play battlefield 3 on 1080p HD!!!
Guy 2: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, U WHAT? U CAN'T PLAY JACK SHIT HOMIE LMFAO HAHAHAHA
by Kill Dell April 28, 2013
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A concuction of shit and homosexuality mixed together inside a plastic frame. Normally exists for roughly half a year until the shit and homosexuality begin to stop functioning. Very vunerable to the 'blue screen of death'.
Conor: "Oh, i think i'll play some War Rock, then download some music"

Dell: "Having a spaz and then shuts down then gives you a load of code bullshit with a blue backround".

Conor: "Oh, the problem appears to be the printer driver, lets hold f12 when we turn the computer on and fix the computer like any other system, then I will restart".

Dell: "Having even more of a spaz".

Conor then takes the computer to Somalia to show the poor kids what this 'internet thing is' but they dont want it because everyone, LITERALLY everyone (even poor brainless Somalian kids) hate Dell.
by Pornhub.com July 27, 2009
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Just that slut that works at the Slut Bucket on the corner. Anyways, she's hilarious but sometimes she's oh so slutty. She pulls off braces and is just fab
Oh my gosh Dell you're such a whore sometimes but oh well you have a nice butt.
by teenlaqueefa October 28, 2013
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pretty cool chick who needs to get her prioritys right. its ok dell....your the best !!!
dell:coop was soooo hot
sera: as if
by turlte licker December 03, 2005
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I wanna buy the best available laptop, what do you recommend?

without any doubt DELL
by most honest person April 05, 2011
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A wife, mother and grandmother who will suffer anything to make her family happy. Like leaving year round heat to go to below zero temperatures. That's love💕
Dell is moving from Clearwater Florida on January 17th in the coldest part of Winter to be closer to her kids, grandkids and friends
by Farmerdell December 17, 2016
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