A computer manufacturer, just like Compaq, HP, Emachines, Packard Bell, Micron...
I called Dell for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, but they still had parts in stock for my 10-year-old Optiplex.

I called HP for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, and he told me they don't support or have parts for my computer anymore, even though it's only 6 months old.

I called Compaq for tech support and the phone rang in India. I had a hard time understanding the guy due to the lousy phone lines, but I finally found out it was the same guy I was talking to at HP.

I called Emachines for tech support and I don't know where the phone rang, and I don't think the guy on the other end did either.

I called Packard Bell for support and found out that they don't do business in the United States any more. Well, I needed a new boat anchor anyway.

I called Micron for tech support and the phone rang at an ice cream shop in Peoria.

I called the largest electronics outsourcers in Malaysia and China, and found out that they make all the parts for all the computers of all brands.

Don't like your Dell? Don't blame your neighbor for the bad parts. They took away his job and gave it to some poor guy in India for 20 rupees a week. Do you really expect someone who's making 15 cents an hour to give a shit about what he's building?

ALL MASS PRODUCED COMPUTERS ARE THE SAME. THEY ALL BREAK. IF YOUR COMPUTER NEVER BREAKS, YOU HAVEN'T OWNED IT LONG ENOUGH. GET OVER IT.
by Frank Lee May 03, 2005

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1. Adj. Describes something of very low quality that fails frequently.

2. Adj. Describes someone or something that is very unreliable.
1. "That old beater car you bought is dellerific."

2. "Late again, your such a dell!"
by Spingy May 27, 2006

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Dell is Another word for "Burn, Baby, Burn" due to it's batteries exploding due to too fast charging by Dell.
check out the web for Dell explosion examples
by Houston Evans August 18, 2006

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They are a piece of shit. Not worth this forrum.
Dell should be emmitted from the Urban Dictionary! BECAUSE DELL IS FROM HELL!
by Shin Dig of Fresno November 27, 2003

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In Virginia it means....
Shut up or shut the fuck up.
"Haha look at your face"
"Dell bitch"
by Thiss girlll November 26, 2008

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an adjective used to say that someone, something, etc... is stupid
why do you have to be such a dell
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dell is where you buy a piece of shit computer for next to nothing, and then spend at least 4 times as much as you did on the computer adding enough things to actually make it usable. after that, you get to spend two days getting rid of all the spyware and worthless programs they bundle with it.
that guy was right... you have to spend 3,000 dollars to get a dell to work like they say...
by borstalbreakout November 26, 2006

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A slang term for the word fuck. Can be used to replace the word fuck in everyday conversation

Originated in an Australian Information Systems class. Came about when one of the Dell computers was so rooted that it could only be classed fucked or had been fucked. Then many other Dell computers followed in this path.

Dell's are also usually serviced by a techy named Dick. Hence making them much more delled than they were in the first place.
"This computer is Delled"

Man 1: "Yo is that marsh being a dickhead?"
Man 3: "Nah he's being worse, hes being a dellhead"

by Dicky D June 09, 2008

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