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n. Any type of food that will will transport a large amount of delicious condiment/topping into the mouth. Such as: bread is just the delivery-device for butter. Crackers are just a cheese delivery-device, and hot dogs are just a ketchup/mustard delivery-device. Daughter: Do you want some bread with that butter, dad?
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| 2. | Ranch delivery device | ||
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n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.
"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"
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| 3. | Tooba | ||
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n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.
See also...any Cheech and Chong movie Shit, hold on motherfucker, I ain't even started to play the tooba yet.
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| 4. | nutless | ||
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Not in posession of ones male reproductive organs. This does not include the penis as it is merely a delivery device. After Brads bull riding accident, he became nutless.
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| 5. | analog cigarette | ||
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The common traditional cigarette, a crude, old-fashioned nicotine delivery device, consisting of processed tobacco wrapped in a paper tube, from which smoke is inhaled after being lit.
So named to differentiate it from the more modern and less harmful electronic cigarette. Dude, you're still smoking analog cigarettes? Get with the tech and vape, man!
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| 6. | Obamacide | ||
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The senior citizen option under the proposed Obama 2009 Government Health Care Plan. It's the ideal health care choice for seniors who have just had all they can tolerate and is efficiently delivered via a device called an "Objection" which is a large hypodermic syringe filled of one of the following exterminants (government health care member's choice): DDT, Digitoxin, Thallium, U235, Liquid Plumber, Anthrax, Liquid Cyklon B, Arsenic, Strychnine, Cyanide, Bubonic Plague Virus, Rabies Virus, Mercury, Ebola, or Cobra Venom. Eligible seniors are advised that there is no provision for the use of euphoria-generating overdoses of the more delightful drugs such as Herion, Morphine, or Cocaine. "My Grandma chose the Bubonic Plague delivery of the Obamacide option which gave her a few extra days to shut down. What a great healthcare program -- it really saves lots of tax dollars!"
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| 7. | dramakaze | ||
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dra ma ka ze
dra ma kah zee -noun 1. (during our modern times) a member of a special corps in the dramatic end of the social spectrum charged with the suicidal mission of crashing into any social gathering laden withdrama bombs with the soul intent of disrupting normal persons lives with the assult of massive amounts of drama. 2.a delivery device used for this purpose. 3. a person or thing that behaves in a wildly reckless or dramatic manner adjective 4. of , pertaining to,undertaken by, or charactaristics of a dramakaze: dramakaze pilot or attack of. the dramakaze queen crashed into the gathering unleashing all her drama filled baggage on the assken in us all
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