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Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom
Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.
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Delevingner 

A person who is ultimately obsessed with Cara Delevingne. May comment, post pictures of, or have a fan account for Cara Delevingne.

They are supportive and loyal to their role model.
Person 1: Who's that wearing the CARAXDKNY hat?

Person 2: Oh, that's a Delevingner.
Delevingner by carasgrapes February 16, 2017

Cara Delevingne 

The coolest chick who's in the fame industry. She's down to earth beautiful and a tomboy. She's also not afraid to express her inner weirdness and be who she is. She's not like every other girl. She's hot, She's a model, a singer and and actress. What can this girl not do.
Dude 1 : what kind of girl do you want to marry

Dude 2 : a Cara Delevingne
Cara Delevingne by itsMichaelguys September 14, 2016

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)
He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.
delivering pizza by tFool2 November 30, 2010

Delivering the Pizza 

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child
Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

delevingne

A delevingne is unique in his/her own way. He/she is a fun person and most likely to attracts others to do hilarious things. Delevingne can cheer you up and always have positive vibes on.
Your friend: what's wrong with you?
Me: i'm kind of moody right now...
You friend: you should find a Delevingne now!
delevingne by Iching April 22, 2018

Cara Delevingne Syndrome 

When you can not decide if a woman is extremely attractive or just moderately attractive, much like super model/ actress Cara Delevingne.
Guy 1: yo man check out that chick at the bar, she's hot AF!

Guy 2: ehhh I don't know man, she is and she isn't. She's got the Cara Delevingne Syndrome