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Deletitis 

A condition marked by an urge to clear your inbox by batch-deleting all your unread e-mail, regardless of content.
Your inbox is peppered with unread messages going back three months, because you only ever read messages that appear important at the time you're checking. Eventually, you become stressed out every time you open your email and see something like "New Messages (257)." You then have an attack of DELETITIS which involves selecting all unread messages and deleting them, regardless of sender or subject. Now it says "New Messages (0)." Now you're caught up.

On phone: “Sorry I missed the family reunion, Mom... Yes..., I kno... yes, Mom, I know you emailed me the date and time but I had deletitis last week. Yes it IS an excuse... Yes it is... Is too... Is too...”
Deletitis by kickbuck September 24, 2011
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Depletist 

Depletist
n. adj.

1.An individual or group showing apparent, negligent or reckless disregard for the environmental consequences of their actions.
2. An individual or group that exhausts non-renewable resources and rejects positive environmental strategies.

If you drive a Hummer you are a Depletist

Depletist by ThinkTank06 October 19, 2006

deleters 

people who come on this site and go around getting things deleted at random, just because THEY dont agree with it. wich is pretty sad. Even more sad than making up a word to describe them.
"Those damned deleters got my definition of slapper deleted, maaan it took me a week to write that."
deleters by Joe December 6, 2003
A person (most commonly an administrator of a site) who likes to delete other people's posts. It's not always warranted deletions, but sometimes they're deleted because they don't follow some set of lame guidelines that has no relevance to the real world, but always gives the deletist a reason to erase facts and interesting comments for his own pleasure. These people are most frequently found on sites like wikipedia.
"That annoying deletist has yet again deleted my repeated attempts to add information for wikifascism on wikipedia!"
deletist by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007

deleters 

"Deleters"- plural n. deleter
1. One who deletes a wall post or e-mail before one has read the contents. To ignore incessant bloggers/spam/threads without regard for sender's feelings.
2. People of the digital age who pretend not to be.
3. Buttheads.
Most of the people in this thread aren't even responding to my comments. They must be deleters.
deleters by BeemeiValentine January 26, 2009

Depletist 

n. adj.

1.An individual or group showing apparent, negligent or reckless disregard for the environmental consequences of their actions.
2. An individual or group that exhausts non-renewable resources and rejects positive environmental strategies.
If you drive a Hummer you are a Depletist
Depletist by ThinkTank06 November 5, 2008