Total Delegation Meltdown 

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.

David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.

Total Delegation Meltdown by PsychoPuppyDad October 4, 2011

deleting later 

a hoe's way of saying she will keep a picture forever for attention and comments

Hoe: don't worry, I'm deleting later.

136 weeks old

deleting later by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015

defecating 

Taking a big Shit.....oh Yeah!!!

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.

defecating by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006

Defegaming

Pooping while playing video games. Gaming while on the toilet

It was the final boss of the map but Brandi's high-octane Chipotle burrito bowl from last night was knocking on the brown gates. She quickly grabbed her laptop and made it to the toilet to do some serious defegaming.

Defegaming by Skrapmetal384 October 6, 2020

projectile defecating 

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

projectile defecating by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

self-defecating 

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

self-defecating by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

self-defecating humor 

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.

Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.

self-defecating humor by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012