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My delaporte called the cops on me last night
Delaporte by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Delapiss 

When you take a shit, wipe your ass clean, walk out the bathroom all fresh and free and 15 seconds later need to go back to take a "delayed piss" looking like someone with a bad prostate.
#1:*walks out the bathroom*
#2:"All done?"
#1:"That was the most magnificent shite ever."
#2:"Cool, let's go"
#1:*Stops for a second*

#1"gotta go back."
#2:"What? You just finished!"
#1"Nah man, got some Delapiss in there."
#2:"Sucks dude."
Delapiss by TallihMaDih September 20, 2017
When a person is depressed, emo, and happy.
The girl over there is very demappy
Demappy by poptartbagelboyscout October 30, 2011

declapped 

It is a word with a negative connotation but has no specific meaning.
If you throw me in the pool, Mom’s phone will be declapped.

The kid was just lying there lookin’ looking like he just got declapped.

Oh you only lying there if you got declapped.
declapped by Jaybob330 May 6, 2019

Rory Delap 

An English-born, Irish footballer, who currently plays as a midfielder for Stoke City. He has made 11 appearances for the Republic of Ireland.

He is renowned for his long throw-in ability, which has created many goals throughout his career.
"Rory Delap is about to launch the ball into the opposition's penalty area!"
Rory Delap by Delap24 November 13, 2011

Cian Delap 

Likes men and some random doll from longford or some other backwards county. Has a metal mouth. Dips his hair in a deep fat frier. Also known as fri lyte or dippers. Plays a game for 2 weeks straight without even taking a break to piss. Big gaming nerd. Tryhard. Not very smart. Likes men. Obsessed with vapor max shoes. Shit trim. Acne everywhere. Opinions. Also did i mention he likes men?
Daniel:Im gonna batter cian
Cian Delap:OK
Daniel:Only if he hits me first tho
Cian Delap by urmammyisdippers November 19, 2021