When you do a 'number 2' on the toilet, and you clearly recognize things you ate, you've seen those before!
I've just had a deja vu on the toilet, I saw yesterday's peanuts again!
by Dighneaubendah October 25, 2006

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Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.

1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.

2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.
What the fuck, i feel like i already wrote this definition before, o well its deja vu.
by ur dads hairy nipple August 06, 2005

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deja vu (pronounced day-jah voo) is when you swear you saw or done something before when you really didn't.
r&b singer jhene made a song called 'deja vu'
by +doesn't matter+ July 29, 2005

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a feeling that something has occured even though it is just being experienced (believed to have been used By Baseball manager Yogi Berra)
Talk about Deja Vu. What is going on here.
by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2007

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A chain of full nude strip clubs in the USA, which does not serve alcohol, for 18 or older, a great place to hang out with friends and enjoy watching beautiful ladies dance around naked.
politicaly corrct name is a "Gentlemen's Club"
by Tempest February 28, 2005

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a sudden numbing of the brain followed by a sensation of disorientation and the feeling that the present time represents a new start. Time previous to the experience feels distant and sepporate, but reasoning comes into play within moments and the experience is explained and justified by ones sanity.
walking from the grage to the kitchen a sudden tingling feeling overcomes you along with a brief black out of the mind. you think that life has, in a sence, restarted and any thing before this moment is vague and distant. the feeling is followed by deep cognitive thought, then you reason with your-self so you dont think your crazy. you then proceed to go to the kitchen
by John Young January 09, 2004

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A recently discovered fighting style that originated in the forests of north Indonesia. Native tribes would practice and master this graceful art, to fend off colonists from their villages. The style is similar to the fighting style and movements of Kung Fu.
Do not mess with Chuck Norris, he is a black-belt in De Ja Vu.
by Small-Fry April 06, 2008

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