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a glitch in the matrix when the AI change something.
oh, dejavu!
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FUCK, a wall where the exit was.
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Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.

1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.

2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.
What the fuck, i feel like i already wrote this definition before, o well its deja vu.
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When an experience happens, you might feel like you've gone through that experience in the past even though you haven't.
I'm a having a déjà vu, man. I could've sworn I saw this bowling alley before!
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Deja vu is the feeling of repetition, or familiarity, when in actuality, it is your first time experiencing it.
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Deja Vu is what happens when your life resets to the last checkpoint in the video game that is your life.
Sammi: Dammit! I must have died!
Trick: Huh?
Sammi: I had a moment of deja vu, you know, when life resets at the last save spot.
Trick: -mind blown-
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A chain of full nude strip clubs in the USA, which does not serve alcohol, for 18 or older, a great place to hang out with friends and enjoy watching beautiful ladies dance around naked.
politicaly corrct name is a "Gentlemen's Club"
by Tempest February 28, 2005
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the experience of thinking that a new situation had occurred before
As soon as I entered the apartment, I was sure I'd been there before. The feeling of deja vu was overwhelming.
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