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there are some idiotic bastard on here, deja vu occurs when the human brain uses exactly the same thought pattern twice, this often sparks the belief that u have done the momentary action before. also, when i get deja vu it makes me feel ill like nausea, its a type of epilepsy which can cause black outs.
Tom: oh oh, deja vu...

Dave: wtf?

'tom passes out'
by tom hubbard November 16, 2005
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Deja vu is life lag - when you see something, but because of high ping you see it twice
Guy 1: Whoa...I have strange feeling this happened before...can't remember when
Guy 2: You just had deja vu. It's an repeated experience of something you did before
Guy 1: So,you can consider going to bathroom as deja vu?
by Anchica December 19, 2008
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a momentary infinitesimal lag in the operation of two co-active sensory nerve centers that commonly function simultaneously
IRREVELANT EXAMPLES
Girl: omg, ive just had deja vu
Boy: when, when we just kissed?
Girl: yeah !
Boy: but that's never happened before
Girl: it must've ! you were wearing a Nirvana shirt and your hair was greased!
Boy: that's my brother......
by xx~drowning.in.my.tears~xx March 16, 2005
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A one of a kind girl. She is the only girl on this Earth and she is amazing, sweet, beautiful, and downright perfect. If you find Deja-vu, keep her. She's perfect.
Have you seen Deja-vu?

Of course! She's the only one!
by Schlehb June 22, 2013
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A kick ass gentlemen's club.
Strip club
Yo let's go to the vu.
by showmesometitties March 22, 2005
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When you do a 'number 2' on the toilet, and you clearly recognize things you ate, you've seen those before!
I've just had a deja vu on the toilet, I saw yesterday's peanuts again!
by Dighneaubendah October 25, 2006
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the feeling when something has happened before when infact is is a brand new experiance to the person.

scientists think its when one side of your brain is working a few seconds or even milli seconds faster than the other side.
guy: wow i think this has happened before.

girl: no it hasnt its one side of your brain working faster than the other.

guy: thanks for ruining my theories of Déjà vu.
by AlExSwOrD April 16, 2010
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