For all those men out there who have the horseshoe male pattern baldness. It is a take on the over-present and utterly played out Faux-hawk hairdo. This is where the bald man can spike up and highlight and cement gel his cul-de-sac hairdo into a fashion forward, jaw-dropping, cul-de-hawk
"wow gary, thats a pretty fantastic haircut you have, is that some sort of faux-hawk
"thanks randy, its called the cul-de-hawk, now i can look like all the guidos out there while staying maintaining my distinguished good looks!"
A very sexy individual where all the ladies want to suck his dick, he is praised like a god by everyone, and if you kiss him you will fell such a sensation called an orgasm,(ladies only) if you are not his friend then you will wish you where, someday he will rule the world and get free mcdonalds and in n out burger.