Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Decorating Mahogany by salu1999 May 25, 2010

Defecting The Children 

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

Defecting The Children by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005

defecating 

Taking a big Shit.....oh Yeah!!!

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.

defecating by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006

projectile defecating 

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

projectile defecating by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

Decorating Party 

An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.

Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!

Decorating Party by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013

self-defecating 

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

self-defecating by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

Decorating No.10 

To acquire funding under false pretence and/or from an inappropriate source for personal gain.

"Here Dave, sounds like Big Bazza's been decorating No.10 again. His daughter gave him four grand to settle his tax bill yesterday morning but I'm sure I saw him roll up to the pub in a new motor last night"

Decorating No.10 by Eelandin Klink April 27, 2021